let's send Bruno to Mars!
Mar. 22nd, 2012 02:01 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
We don't listen to Top 40 radio much these days, why I'm not even sure, but a while back we were riding around with it on and heard Grenade for the first time. When it was over, we looked at each other, horrified. D said, "what the fuck is wrong with him?"
I decided to rewrite the chorus from a functioning adult's point of view. Well, somewhat functioning:
I would go to Rite Aid for you
Pick up some Schick razor blades for you
Make Country Time lemonade for you
You know I'd do some nice things for you
I would lend you “Cities on the Plain,”
Take you walkin' out in the rain
No, I won’t die for you, baby
Because I’m not that lame.
And now it's in your ear and I won't suffer alone. Speaking of suffering, I sat with D through American Idol last night. It's her favorite show but... damn, damn, that is love. Bruno, you wanna talk sacrifice for love? DUDE. That's it, right there.
I decided to rewrite the chorus from a functioning adult's point of view. Well, somewhat functioning:
I would go to Rite Aid for you
Pick up some Schick razor blades for you
Make Country Time lemonade for you
You know I'd do some nice things for you
I would lend you “Cities on the Plain,”
Take you walkin' out in the rain
No, I won’t die for you, baby
Because I’m not that lame.
And now it's in your ear and I won't suffer alone. Speaking of suffering, I sat with D through American Idol last night. It's her favorite show but... damn, damn, that is love. Bruno, you wanna talk sacrifice for love? DUDE. That's it, right there.
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Date: 2012-03-22 10:05 pm (UTC)I don't listen to the radio at all anymore, and pretty much only know the music that a) i grew up with, b) my daughter or SO plays for me or c) vidders use in fanvids.
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Date: 2012-03-22 10:17 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2012-03-23 03:52 am (UTC)You. Are the Stuff of Awesome.
:D
*HUGS*