let's send Bruno to Mars!

[lostakasha]

We don't listen to Top 40 radio much these days, why I'm not even sure, but a while back we were riding around with it on and heard Grenade for the first time. When it was over, we looked at each other, horrified. D said, "what the fuck is wrong with him?"

I decided to rewrite the chorus from a functioning adult's point of view. Well, somewhat functioning:

I would go to Rite Aid for you
Pick up some Schick razor blades for you
Make Country Time lemonade for you
You know I'd do some nice things for you
I would lend you “Cities on the Plain,”
Take you walkin' out in the rain
No, I won’t die for you, baby
Because I’m not that lame.

And now it's in your ear and I won't suffer alone. Speaking of suffering, I sat with D through American Idol last night. It's her favorite show but... damn, damn, that is love. Bruno, you wanna talk sacrifice for love? DUDE. That's it, right there.

Comments

[tabaqui]

I.........have no clue what you're talking about, but your chorus is fun. Rather reminds me of the song the Adam Sandler character sang at the end of 'The Wedding Singer'. :)

I don't listen to the radio at all anymore, and pretty much only know the music that a) i grew up with, b) my daughter or SO plays for me or c) vidders use in fanvids.

[dragonydreams.livejournal.com]

I can't stand that song. I always switch radio stations when it comes on.

[sinkwriter.livejournal.com]

HAHAHHAHAHHAAH

You. Are the Stuff of Awesome.

:D

*HUGS*