lostakasha: (mythbusters)
7:30: Get up. Make coffee. Stumble into living room with [livejournal.com profile] copperwash and see the last 5 minutes of the Angel Tish M'gev episode.

8:01: Heat a pop tart. Refill coffee. Teeter totter into office. Check e-mail. Reply to fun stuff.

8:30: Stare into space. Skim online versions of Washington Post and SF Chron. Take a look at Slate. (Not to put Sarah Palin in her place or anything -- it's my honest to goddess morning routine.)

9:25: Check LJ.

9:30: Find this SO not worksafe clip of balloon animals having sex, courtesy of [livejournal.com profile] jenshih_blue via everyone's favorite linky goddess, [livejournal.com profile] killerweasel.

9:31: Watch it again. And again.

9:35: surf youtube and find this equally hysterical and, again, not worksafe condom commercial.

9:37: send links to family and friends

9:40: rewatch. repeat. look for more condom commercials.

9:45: [livejournal.com profile] copperwash yells from other room. "Don't you have an interview this morning?"

I did. At 10:00am. With the CEO of a gold mining company. Oh, did I mention that I know absolutely nothing about gold mining except what I've seen of Yosemite Sam?

*headslam* repeat ad infinitum.

It all worked out, though. I managed not to call the CEO a 'varmint,' nor did I send him the link to the commercials. It was a little hinky, but hey...what other thrills do I have in my day?

*blows kisses to you all*
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