lostakasha: (dave puppy)
Happy birthday, you wild, wonderful woman. I've written you a poem to commemorate the day.

With apologies to Dorothy Parker:

Ode to Snow

You're one more year upon the planet
It can't get much worse now. Really? Can it?
You're undervalued for what you're worth
Living in lovely Leavenworth.

The summers are boiling,
The winters are freezing.
The men are boneheads or jailbait --
There's no cock for teasing.

You're surrounded by writers, those smutty fair mavens,
That comfort you with perversity and boys misbehavin'.
Fuck the windswept fields of bright yellow corn.
Thank the good goddess your girlfriends write porn.

love you madly,
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