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We don't listen to Top 40 radio much these days, why I'm not even sure, but a while back we were riding around with it on and heard Grenade for the first time. When it was over, we looked at each other, horrified. D said, "what the fuck is wrong with him?"

I decided to rewrite the chorus from a functioning adult's point of view. Well, somewhat functioning:

I would go to Rite Aid for you
Pick up some Schick razor blades for you
Make Country Time lemonade for you
You know I'd do some nice things for you
I would lend you “Cities on the Plain,”
Take you walkin' out in the rain
No, I won’t die for you, baby
Because I’m not that lame.


And now it's in your ear and I won't suffer alone. Speaking of suffering, I sat with D through American Idol last night. It's her favorite show but... damn, damn, that is love. Bruno, you wanna talk sacrifice for love? DUDE. That's it, right there.

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Date: 2012-03-22 10:05 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tabaqui.livejournal.com
I.........have no clue what you're talking about, but your chorus is fun. Rather reminds me of the song the Adam Sandler character sang at the end of 'The Wedding Singer'. :)

I don't listen to the radio at all anymore, and pretty much only know the music that a) i grew up with, b) my daughter or SO plays for me or c) vidders use in fanvids.

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Date: 2012-03-22 10:17 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dragonydreams.livejournal.com
I can't stand that song. I always switch radio stations when it comes on.

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Date: 2012-03-23 03:52 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sinkwriter.livejournal.com
HAHAHHAHAHHAAH

You. Are the Stuff of Awesome.

:D

*HUGS*
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